February 2012
Nobody knows the real me. Nobody knows how many...
chills16 asked: do u have a boyfriend? lol
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
“Sometimes people don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want their...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via fleshscars)
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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I am seriously in love with Ed Sheeran. That is all.
kissedmequiteinsane:
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
Walking with Friends
Expectations:
Reality:
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mankey23:
theres nothing like buying a new book when you have 8183920188281 other books to read
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
